To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song
come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs
“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”
if i had my soul it’d escaped at this
Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.
dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp
i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.
Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.
stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within
Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.
this sounds like someone took a bunch of different-toned blasters from star wars and shot them all in rhythm in a way that made this monstrosity
i love this. but also this made me nearly die.
🥴
good fucking Christ
idk I think it’s funky, alien music and I like it
Fucking hell it feels like my head and my heart are burning from the anxiety this song causes me
Listening to this makes me struggle to breath, like i just fell down the stairs
I fucking hate this
I FUCKING RECOILED
IM SO UNCOMFORTABLE THINKING ABOUT IT. I AM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT OR THIS WILL HAUNT MY DREAMS OH MY GOD I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
World Hostage Situation
Wdym???
This song is a bop
*totally not having a heart attack rn*
I love 100 gecs
My calf muscles are clenching from deep within the tissue. I can feel them wri5he around my bones and it’s tickling between the joints of my big toes
why does the jiang cheng tag contain only like the most extreme possible opinions known to man. “he’s evil and irredeemable” “he never did anything wrong ever” his moral alignment is literally just miette leave him alone
for legal purposes, this is a joke, jc’s morality is interesting complex nuanced, blah blah blah. but at the same time you can and should recontextualise all his responses to literally everything as “you SHOVE jiang cheng?? you DISRESPECT jiang cheng?? you LEAVE jiang cheng?? jail for brother. jail for brother for One Thousand Years”
Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures
You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.
she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?
I couldn’t stop thinking about this cucumber salad, so I finally caved and made it 😋
I subbed the white sugar for local honey, added some fish sauce and rice vinegar (in addition to the white)
Imma let it chill in the fridge for a few hours while I do my workout, a castor treatment on my scalp and some chores.
I say this with no exaggeration:
THIS SHIT SLAPS.
Still has great crunch, not at all soggy, it’s got that umami flavor going. The only thing is I should have been more heavy handed with the chili pepper.
Recipe in text form:
8 persian cucumbers
0.5 cup green onions
2 tbsp garlic
1.5 tbsp white vinegar
2 tbsp soy sauce
2 tbsp sesame oil
1 tbsp korean chili flakes
1 tbsp sesame seeds
1 tsp sugar
Slice the cucumbers, pat dry, and toss with salt. Let sit for 15 minutes, then rinse off salt and pat dry again. Combine ingredients in a bowl, toss, and store overnight in the fridge.
The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.
It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.
It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s
I mean, the last time I went to the church I went to growing up I heard “and if anyone needs the gluten-free Body of Christ, use the line on the left.”
